Truck Towing Madness!

So I and a few friends went out to this truck towing contest. It's where really strong people put on straps and drag heavy trucks as fast as they can to the finish line. While seeing those people contend, the announcer went "And now you, the crowd, may challenge our champion!"

So without much thought (it happens!) I went and said to my friend. "Ah can do that easily!".

And he went to sign me up. I didn't know about it until I was called out and put before a truck. They gave me a belt to put around my middle to protect me from pulling a muscle. I was up against this black stallion, really pumped up guy, real competitive too. It may have been beginner's luck or my big bunny feet or the years I spent pulling the plough myself when nothing else could, but I won!

I got this award and got cheered, which was very nice. But I did see how dissapointed Albert looked (that's the stallion's name, though he goes by the show name of Ten Ton Tony). I paid him a visit that evening and made sure he was happy before I left. Who knew he liked oral so much!

Maybe I can hire him as a farm hand at some point.